Duck's DiseaseOnce J said to me, as he saw me from behind doing dishes, "You look like you've got Duck's Disease."
"What's Duck's Disease?"
"It's when your legs are too short for your body so your bum's too close to the ground."
Not much of a fair comment coming from him as he's around 6'4" anyway, though sometimes I do tend to agree with him.
Like any time I buy a new pair of jeans. They're all made about 2" too long for me.
I always have to take up the hems. But I hate when people can tell you did (or worse, you make them too short). So I take ages making sure they're the perfect length and look just like shop-bought whenever I do.
It's a job that often gets put off and I usually go around like this: